Written by Monkey Woods
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Topics: Kids, Pregnancy

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

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X's sperm swimming frantically up Y's Uteran canal earlier

There was a happy ending today, to the story of one 12-year-old boy known only as 'X', when medical tests to ascertain whether or not he had fathered a child, showed that the young lad was NOT the father.

Instead, the results proved, beyond doubt, that the real father was a local 15-year-old called 'Z'.

'Y', the mother of the baby, who also cannot be named because she is only 13, was also relieved when she was told of the news.

Her own mother, Kelly Roberts, 27, was over the moon to learn that her daughter hadn't been knocked-up by the 12-year-old, and said:

"Am ovver the fuckin moon! It woulda bin too much t' teck t' fink that our Aliishah'd been banged by a fuckin 12-year-old's tiny cock! The real dad's 15. S'better innit?"

The father of the 15-year-old who has been identified as the real perpetrator of the crime, was also over the moon. Donny Reprobate 29, told us:

"It's great news! Me lad's done us proud. Av allus sed ah wanna be a granddad, an now, fanks to im, am gonna be!"

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