Written by Atticus Finch
Print this
Topics: The Spoof

Monday, 18 May 2009

image for Writer Running Out Of Ideas As BiPolar Drugs Kick In
Why me!

A once successful Spoof writer who briefly was the the most popular writer on the spoof site is citing bi-polar medicine for his sudden loss of humor and comedic ability.

Despite there being loads to laugh about and also write about - he just can't seem to do it anymore!

"it's the drugs you see - I have my funny ideas before I go to bed - but before I have chance to write anything, I have my nightly wank, and within minutes I am snoozing like a baby (with cum on his sheets)"

Others have also hit the wall - but not as badly as this writer whose fan base is dropping quicker than a Spice Girl's knickers.

Maybe that time behind bars will sort him out.

Atticus Finch(c) Literally a Literary Agent.

Make Atticus Finch's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 2?

3 14 7 18
39 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more