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Sunday, 17 May 2009

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My name is Vladimir Putin & I approve of this Victory.

Legendary actor, Pirate, Fiddle player & folk singer Johnny Depp stepped in at the last minute to lead Norway to an historic Eurovision victory last night.

Unfortunately the Ham fisted artiste also managed to damage the Winners Crystal Trophy shaped like a vintage microphone by slamming it down violently before performing an encore for the crazed Russian Fans.

Depp 23 was also seen fiddling with some form of discreet headphone system which only added to his frustation. Depp refused to comment on speculation that he'd taken advantage of Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's offer of singing the song to him so he could give a superior performance.

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