MP's have come out fighting after being accused of being a bunch of money grubbing, corrupt, expense abusing, lying, thieving, fornicating, depraved, degenerate, hypocritical, perverted, evil bastards.
In spite of concrete evidence which proves that MP's have submitted expense requests for - among other things - horse shit, christmas decorations, dog food, moat cleaning, tennis court maintenance, gardening, phantom second homes etc.
MP's are not happy.
"I didn't get involved in politics for this," one told us. "What right do the public have to know what I'm fiddling with creative accounting? Expenses are a perk of the job, or at least they were. Now even that's gone down the shitter. I'm gonna quit. I'm tired of having my every move spied on by the taxpayer's champions. Who the fuck do the taxpayers think they are anyway? Bunch of fucking losers. Stick it up your arse."
We asked one MP why on earth he had submitted an expenses request for 'cosmetic surgery on my cock in order to make it more appealing to Hazel Blears'?
The MP declined to comment.
More as we get it.