Amid a deluge of corruption charges, the British Parliament has been sacked. Every single Lord and commoner has been terminated and for a brief time John Bull's Island was without a government...and doing quite nicely Thank you.
But all good things must come to an end. Search committees for a new government for the United Kingdom stumbled upon the fact that a whole unemployed government of former Republicans was seeking jobs in the US. After a few well placed twitters, telephone calls and telegraphs, the US Republican Party was moved lock, stock and gun rights barrel to the British Isles.
Though positions are still being figured out, some designations seem already decided:
GW Bush will be official guardian of the King's English
Dead eye Dick Cheney will train the Palace Guard in torture methods
Rush Limbaugh will be in charge of the National Sorehouse of Prescription drugs while they last
A variety of new appointments will be made on a daily basis.