When Loyalist leader David Cameron got a gander of the list of Tory charges on Guv accounts, he threatened to reopen the Tower of London and dust of the Iron Maiden, the infamous " dish rack" and the dreaded " easy chair". British conservatives have received reimbursement for swimming pools full of manure, swim lessons for water polo ponies ( the manure providers, apparently ) and enormous amounts of blanc mange.
Cameron who hoped to unseat Labor upon the strength of their recent corruption scandals appeared unprepared for the less than conservative charge accounts from his Tory comrades. Cat and nine tails Cameron cleansed the backbenchers' temple like Jesus in Holy Week Jerusalem:
" Dontcha...( Ouch ) know ( ooch ) that Conservatives ( YOW!) are supposed to be ( Yeesh!) conservative in their ( oowee ) stealing!"