Written by MarkyT
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Topics: Jordan, Peter Andre

Monday, 11 May 2009

Katie Price told reporters today she has left Peter Andre.

The former pneumatic 'Page 3' girl, 30, and the 'has been' singer, 36, who found love in I was Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here! made the shock announcement this afternoon.

The couple had a heated row on last week's Graham Norton Show and viewers saw her accuse him of being in love with someone else, insisting there were obvious signs.
"He started having sex differently." complained Katie

Peter has in fact been having sex ...with himself. Quite different to what Katie is used to. "He's a little tosser" exclaimed Katie. I came home last night from a club with friends to find him 'galloping the tortoise' while watching Susan Boyle on the telly. The sicko"

Peter has a history of dating women in the public eye and Susan Boyles publicist, Mack Clitoris,would neither confirm nor deny his love interest in the chubby warbler.

Bookies are currently offering 20/1 on Peter marrying Susan before the end of 2009 as OK magazine search for a venue.

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