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Sunday, 10 May 2009

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Fat ass Prescott expressed shame over the many broken toilet seats before Parliament

The Brown brothers shared a lovely merry maid from the Merry Maid and Filthy Harlot Temp agency. Leaked documents show that the British higher ups dished out almost 10,000 pounds in taxpayers money to keep themselves merry and their pretty little maid in silk stockings.

John "Fatass" Prescott, former DPM got the citzenry to replace two of his many broken toilet seasts to the tune of $450. Margaret Beckett charged the government $900. for the costs associated with her sadistic practice of hanging plants. Barbara Follett who suffers from a condition that causes her to think she is a character in her hubbie, multimillionaire thriller writer Ken Follett's novels gave the bill for all costs related to her need for disappearing ink, three alter egos and seven bomb shelters across London.

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