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Friday, 8 May 2009

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Becks waving goodbye to his gay worshippers after accepting that Ronny "Ducky" is worthy of his position!

The latest Gay Icon, Ronaldo (replaced the ageing Beckham as Homos rejected Beck's move to Milan after being so near to Mekka!) admits he is quite flattered and titilated to add a new title to his many successes.

Ronny "Ducky" regards this particular honour as one of the most important in his illustrious career and wishes to thank all readers of the "Bent-Over Daily" (that utmost respected and revered glossy mag for the homo fraternity) for their votes.

Ronny "Ducky" has also agreed to rip his Man U shirt off of his "Greek God" torso if he scores the winning goal in Roma (very gay resort b.t.w.) as a special treat for his gay fans.

Ronny and his goal scoring matey Roony have also promised to leap on one another in a rather homo-erotic, backward fashion if Utd win the final. In doing this Roony hopes he can also gain popularity from behind and not let Ronny "Ducky" always steal the show.

Last not least, Ronny has agreed to appear at the all male Chrissy party at the "Bent Over Daily" but was allowed one concession, to take his gorgeous female girlfriend along, Bitch!

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