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Topics: Gordon Brown

Friday, 8 May 2009

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Six grand a week to do his dirty work....a bargain?

London - (Wipe-Ass Mess): Six grand a week to hose down the Prime Monster's sex dungeon and launder his smalls.

That's the going rate apparently, according to newly released expenses data published by Downing Street this afternoon following a press request under the Freedom of Disinformation Act.

As Chancellor of the Exchequer Brown had previously 'done his own dirty work' in compliance with the terms of the 1998 IRA Good Friday Agreement.

But after his wedding to Sarah Brown began contracting out dealing with some of the filth trail that has plagued him ever since entry into pubic high orifice.

Lurid government emailer Damian McBride is holed up at 15 Grosvenor Gardens, Pontypridd.

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