Written by Atticus Finch

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Topics: Chris Moyles

Thursday, 7 May 2009

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Chris Moyles Before He Got Fat

Big fat loud mouthed Radio One DJ Chris 'Tubby Wubby' Moyles has lied while using a karaoke machine in a Dulwich bar!

The Roly Poly gargantuan pig of a man, who produces more sweat than the nation of Chad and fills his T-shirt like a fat girl in a sock sang the famous Smith's tune 'Girlfriend In A Coma' to an audience of seven hangers on and a convicted sex offender. Chris Moyles DOES NOT have a girlfriend - and if he does (which I doubt because he is so lardy) then she ain't in no coma.

Fans are furious - as our real men who have girlfriends in comas - despite their seriousness.

Chris Moyles - a disgrace.

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