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Thursday, 7 May 2009

image for Glastonbury not impacted by Swine Flu. Fact. Definitely. As far as we know.

This spoof writer, and for the record only this writer, who in no way represents the brave TheSpoof.com website or any of its friends or allies, can reveal that so far the music festival Glastonbury has not been impacted by Swine Flu.

Michael Eavis, who created the festival (we think but daren't say for certain), has (as far as we know) said anything or indeed done anything that would suggest that the festival would be impacted by Swine Flu.

Any rumours are, for the record, (probably) only rumour. This includes any suggestion that the festival is going to be held in a giant underground arena, the location of which is only known to the British military. (this would obviously be nonsense).

Also any hint or mention that Eavis is intending to build a giant "Super Tent" in order to at least keep people that attend the concert dry, are also just suggestion not in any way based on fact.

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