Written by Mary Hinge
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Topics: Gay

Thursday, 7 May 2009

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Bi-curious man leaving the Anal Clinic yesterday

Officials have been given the go ahead this week to help Bi-curious men who are not sure whether they are indeed gay or not.

Hospital staff have urged men to go to a male doctor and complain of rectal bleeding.

'Hopefully the resultant erotic anal probe will be a safe way to find out whether gayness is really for you.' Gleefully suggested bored medical appointment staff at the London Anal Clinic.

Staff also suggested if the doctor is called Simon, then brighten up mundane procedures by refusing to co-operate with him until he uses the prefix "Simon Says". Remember even when he shouts "Do as I ask or you will die" he's probably just trying to get you out.

Its time the staff had some fun.

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