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Thursday, 7 May 2009

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What would Admiral Nelson have made of all the palaver?

London - (Necrophilic Ass Mess): Trafalgar Square's empty fourth plinth is to get a permanent new erection following Council permission for German plastination nutter Gunther von Hagens-Daz's Naked Corpses Fisting in the Sunshine exhibit.

"These two died doing what they loved best," von Hagens-Daz commented on the erotic montage, "and bequeathed their bodies so I could make yet another $$$ killing from crappy old tat....er, for the furtherance of public appreciation of art."

The morbid old plastinator's technique involves 'sucking the lifeblood' from clinically dead corpses and replacing their bodily fluids with a patented home-brew.

Last year a police investigation probed von Hagens-Daz following complaints that not all his exhibits were either completely dead or willing to pose post-rigor mortis in the name of art.

A recent attempt to exhume Mother Theresa of Calcutta failed at the appeal stage.

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