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Tuesday, 5 May 2009

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A random man dressed in red - would you let your child sit there?

Angry parents will be protesting today outside number 10, in a bid to raise awareness of the serious problem in their town.

All two of them will have travelled many miles today from their home in Scummingham, some even giving up their day of watching repeats of Top Gear on Dave.

Hearts

The reason the angry crowd of two will be outside the Prime Minister's home, is close to everyone's hearts. Santa will not be opening his grotto this year, until the end of August!

Diamonds

"Last year, Santa was 'ere at the beginning of the summer 'olidays" said one of the huge crowd of two swarming Downing Street, "How am I gonna manage to get our daughter Rooney down there before Christmas this year? It's an F-ing joke!"

Spades

"It seems that Christmas is starting later and later each year" said the other member of the mass turn-out "It's like Easter, this year we only 'ad 3 months to buy our Rooney her Easter eggs. It's an F-ing joke!"

Clubs

Two or three policemen were called in to control the angry mob, costing a few pounds of tax-payers money.

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