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Topics: Drugs, Children's TV

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

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A needle, nothing like the ones found under Iggle Piggle's blanket.

Three children's TV characters are being held today after a drugs raid uncovered £1000's of heroin and cocaine.

Officers from the In The Night Garden drugs squad recovered the drugs after a series of early morning raids carried out on the Pinky Ponk, Ninky Nonk, and Makka Pakka's cave.

The criminal gang had been hiding their illegal stash in Upsy Daisy's bed, and had even turned cocaine into pretend stones, hidden in Makka Pakka's cave.

Police suspected the Tombliboos of dealing in the illegal drugs, but when their topiary bush was raided early this morning, all that was found was small amounts of canabis, and drugs paraphernalia, and evidence of prostitution. However, due to lack of evidence and a mix up in procedure, all three of the Tombliboos were released without charge.

A camp children's TV presenter commented, in a slightly over-excited voice: "We never suspected a thing." He then preceeded to pretend to be in outer space and then made something crap out of toilet roll middles and sticky tape.

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