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Saturday, 2 May 2009

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"In Darkest Night & Saddest Day, The Iron Lady'll Make You PAY" (The Poll Tax)

Although recently enjoying a true hero's departure the epoch making truth of her amazing split personalitied adventures can now finally be revealed to an awestruck world.

Was A Bit Of A 'Special' Child

Her exact birth date is lost in the mists of time and secretly born to the goddess Hippolyta on the mysterious Isle of Sheppey, Margaret Hilda Roberts showed prodigious talent for leadership, economics and crime solving from an early age.

Thirty Years of Thrill Thirsty Thatch!

This week, the people of Earth celebrate the 30th anniversary of the rise to power of this amazing matriarch who latterly and more famously was to become known as Margaret Thatcher: Iron Lady.

Double Lifed Dame

Though unknown at the time, throughout the 11 years she held power, Mrs Thatcher lead a double life of fighting crime and international vigilantism. Frequently teaming up with other duel identitied leaders of the day, such as the U.S.A's 'Ray Gun', Iron Lady helped bring to heel such international villains as the three early 80's holders of the title 'Ivan The Terrible', and that fiendishly fiendish fiend of faith - 'The Pope'.

Cornholed Some Chump With A Comb-Over

Not without her detractors and criticism throughout her double existenced tenure, the Iron Lady's darkest hours must have come when she slam dunked the oily South American smarmster: 'General Belgrano', shortly before facing off against and humiliating the follically challenged 'Miner Man'.

Felt Skanked by The Yank

However, the Iron Lady was to go on a few seasons more, yet seemed to loose some measure of conviction after the transatlantic truth-seeker 'Ray Gun' finally hung up his cloak.

Not So Fond Of Bush

Although enjoying what must rank as one of her greatest successes, 'The Calamitous Case of the Collapsing Wall', with Ray Gun's replacement, 'Wonder Bush', the Iron Lady finally slipped off the old red, white and blue for the last time shortly thereafter.

As these are early days and the amazing news of The Iron Lady's true identity has only just been revealed to us all, I do hope to shortly be able to share with you more of, what are sure to be amazing tales of munificent Prime Ministerial mayhem!

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