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Thursday, 30 April 2009

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The government today vigorously denied claims that a mass issue of masks - ostensibly for the use of preventing the spread of swine fever - were in fact an attempt to cover-up the spread of panic amongst members of the government, which, it is claimed, has already caught a disease which leaves it in terminal decline.

Responding to the story, a Downing Street spokesman dismissed the story, saying "It is simply ridiculous to argue that this government has any aim other than to protect the British public; we make their safety a matter of priority at all times."

He went on to add "We are determined to save Labour... er Britain from the a potentially deadly threat, which may incubate over the summer months, only to hit hard in the autumn and leaving us all stricken this time next year".

Conservative front-benchers scoffed at this defence; "This is another clear sign of the desperation and despair that has gripped an administration in decline" stated one shadow minister, adding "we should know - we were in the same position little over a decade ago".

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