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Topics: swine flu, Muslims, flu

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

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The sign on Gordons front door.

Top muslims have contacted the government today with fears for their safety. Speaking from a gold encrusted temple somewhere in Bradford, Top man Abby Dabby Doodar stated the current epidemic was worrying for all of the British muslims.

"We killed chickens when there was the bird flu... We will soon have to kill pigs now the pig flu is rife... what happens when Asian flu reapears"

Gordon Brown was keen to put Mr Doodar's mind at rest by issuing a statement. Mr Brown said from his top brass isolation room way below the chiltern hills " Dont worry Britains, just go to the chemist and stock up on Lemsips" Pensioners and all deadbeats were also reminded that they could get help with perscription charges.

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