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Topics: Health, flu, wolverine

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

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This man has wolverine flu, amid other afflictions.

Medical experts are flabbergasted that a new strain of flu virus has suddenly appeared in London. Authorities have isolated a young Canadian man with long sideboards and equally bizarre fingernails who appears to suffer from what physicians are calling the Wolverine virus.

The person in question is said to have been raised amid a pack of wolverines in his hometown of Stanton British Columbia. The British NH are pulling out all stops to control the spread of this illness and are primarily targetting cinema duplexes all over south east England.

When this patient was first identified, Doctors' first reaction was to ask for his autograph; however they quickly recovered their poise and quickly placed him in a private ward in St Lucifer's Hospital. Doctors are now hoping to make a film about the disease and even market the work to Hollywood moguls.

Take that Stephen Speilberg!

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