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Topics: Sex, Star Wars

Monday, 27 April 2009

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YES! YES! OHMIGOD YES! I can't see a thing without me glasses...

A geeky star of hit TV show 'Trainee Apprentice', today announced that she was a swinger, and that she was constantly on the look out for couples prepared to join in perverted swinging sessions with her and her partner.

"It all started in the red light district in Amersham," she told us. "My partner and I were at a sex party, and there were all these couples getting it on, you know, doing things to one another, sex acts and suchlike.

"I became terribly aroused by what I was seeing. In fact my glasses steamed up. When my partner started going at it like a steam engine with this other woman, I just had to join in. I was bow-legged for days afterwards. But I've never looked back."

Tough is not liked by her fellow contestants on the show because she continually pesters them to join in sex orgies of a sexual nature, and quite frankly they don't really fancy the divorced, rather geeky, bandy-legged, saggy-breasted mother of eleven.

Considering ourselves having no right to pass judgement, we showed a revealing photograph of Tough to well known Lothario Russell Brand in search of an independent opinion.

"Christ," Brand gasped, shaking his head. "She's a swinger? My God. If I saw her heading towards me in a mass nooky wook scenario I'd be out of there like a fucking bullet from a gun. I'll say."

Hopefully there's an end to it.

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