London - (Desperate Royal Wannabe Mess): A fifty billion dollar drugs sting was thrown into chaos this week after recent MI6 recruit Kate Middleton left top secret intelligence about an imminent crack bust on a bus bound for South America.
The incident was rapidly hushed up by royal protection cops - currently on trial at the Old Bailey charged with running a casino, moneylaundering scams, a failed currency dealing Ponzi scheme and general Palace racketeering.
This week the trial jury heard how Middleton's blunder had cost UK taxpayers millions and put scores of lives at risk after a computer memory stick with all the drug running data ended up on the No 47 bus from Buckingham Palace to Bogota.
"The last time anything as serious as this happened was when Princess Diana sold all the UK's uranium enrichment secrets to Iran's Ayatollah Khomenei," a Serious And Disorganised Crime Agency source commented.
Prince Harry is David Cameron's little bastard.