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Saturday, 25 April 2009

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Brotherly Love On Solent

Reports emanating from Fratton Park appear to suggest that Portsmouth FC are prepared to offer bitter local rivals Southampton £10 million for St Mary's Stadium. It is a move which will clearly infuriate Saints fans, but a bloke in a suit coming out of Fratton Park told us:

"It would make sense. We desperately need a new stadium and they're about to go out of existence. Admittedly, £10 mil is considerably less than they paid for it. But they've been docked ten points, there's a recession on and they need the money. Beggars can't be choosers."

Fan reaction was unanimous:

"We'll kill em if they come over here," a Saints fan told us.

"We'll kill em if we go over there," a Pompey fan retorted.

"Scum!" they yelled at each other.

More as we get it.

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