Gordon Brown is set to appear on The Jeremy Kyle show where he'll take a DNA test to prove his Scottishness!
Alistair Darling will be on the other sofa playing the part of the betrayed partner.
Alex Salmond will be in the audience with other SMP's keenly awaiting the test results.
Mr. Salmond said that he considered rebuilding Hadrian's Wall to keep Brown & Darling out if there's any doubt about the pairs heritage.
Mr. Salmond speaking from his luxury croft deep in the Highlands told us that he's dreading a sudden influx of Scottish MP's heading North after a drubbing in the European elections.
"Ye Cannae have uncontrolled immigration" he announced enthusiastically, look at the state of England, we don't want to end up like them do we now?