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Wednesday, 22 April 2009

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"My eyebrows made me do it"

The UK domestic budget described its concerns at the size of the chancellor casting a shadow over the economy.

Public debt has risen to seventeen and a half thousand chancellors for every man woman and child in the UK.

"This accumulation of eye watering debt, greed, incompetence and waste will haunt us for generations", claimed George Osborne, the shadow Chancellor.

Every citizen will have to carry enormous amounts of Alistair Darling and Gordon Brown for decades. Huge quantities of New Labour have been incurred in attempts to stop "Mr Boombusta", otherwise known as the British Prime Minister from looking stupid.

"Read my floppy jowls! No more boom and bust", claimed a dour, haggard looking Scottish man in an earlier pronouncement, which now appears rather absurd.

One hundred and seventy five billion pounds worth of fiscal prudence, thrift and financial sobriety are owed to bail out the economy.

The annual interest on this eye watering pile of filthy lucre is enough to finance the armed forces and education budgets alone.

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