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Monday, 20 April 2009

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This Is Not A 44 Magnum, The Most Powerful Handgun In The World, And It Would Not Blow Your Head Clean Off. But It Would Hurt

Bradford, West Yorkshire, Teatime - 'Have a go' hero pensioner, Harold Callaghan 79, of Ilkley came out on top yet again today when confronted by a gang of crackheads with pit-bull terriers demanding money with menaces.

Callaghan, shot seven youths and three dogs dead after asking them if they felt lucky. It seems they did feel lucky, but were misguided in their thinking.

It's not the first time Callaghan has been a 'have a go' hero. In 1971 he came across a bank robbery in progress and tackled the bandits by killing all but one of them, and days later rescued a busload of kids who were being urged to sing 'Row row row your boat' by a a psychotic armed abductor by shooting him dead.

Callaghan has since killed lots of people, including David Soul out of Starsky and Hutch, often with laconic asides.

We asked Callaghan about the secret of his success, he told us:

"It helps to have a fucking big weapon."

More as we get it.

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