London - (Hairy Ass Mess): An explicit internet sex video showing Britain's Goat Talent contender Susan Boyle straddling a tumescent Pyrenean Mountin' Goat at the 1993 Cannes Film Festival reveals an unexpected tattoo on her butt.
'Axl Rose/Dizzy Reed/Tommy Stinson/Chris Pitman/Richard Fortus/Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal and Frank Ferrer Woz Here' appears on the notorious no-mans-land skin flap near the singer's nether orifice along with the company logo for the Geffen record label.
Music industry sources say the hardcore porn footage could be the latest clue to why US entertainment mogul David Geffen fell out so heavily with former big buddy Bill Clinton.
"Bill and Susan Boyle had a secret lovechild," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial hints today.
Some reckon that brat became the singer known as Britney Spears today.