London. Night. - Reports are emerging that the Metropolitan Police are to be disbanded. A statement issued by a dreadlocked white chap wearing a balaclava from a squat in Stockwell predicted that the Metropolitan Police's days are numbered following allegations of violent police brutality at the the G20 Summit protests.
Swampy Treehugger and his girlfriend Happy Froglover Peaches Peace And Love told us:
"The Met is like, finished man. They attacked people on that day for no reason. A friend of ours was like, lashing out with a flagpole when a copper came up to him and told him to cut it out. They're history, the Met."
We challenged a bloke who looked a bit stoned who was sitting in a corner making signs of the cross and doing cat impressions, as to what alternative he proposed?
"Like, man, the people have to rule. Get rid of the cops. They caused the problem. They have to be accountable. You know?"
So there we have it. Our capital city will, in future be policed by hoodies, pimps, gun toting drug dealers, and gang members. All of whom will treat gobshite anti-Capitalists with respect and impartiality.
We just got the hell out of there.