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Saturday, 18 April 2009

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This photo of the explosion was taken from France

LONDON, England - Police department spokesperson Bobby Gay, of the London Police told me the details of the recent explosion that rocked Trafalgar Square this morning.

Jalopenoman and Skoob per smooching in public when suddenly their heads both exploded. These freaks were often seen in the Square, standing on soap boxes and expounding peculiar views about subjects about which they new very little.

Recognized easily for their freakish short stepped gaits, the pair were often seen arm-in-arm strolling around the Square late at night.

Unbeknownst to Jalopenoman, Skoob had just scarfed down an entire case of two liter bottles of Diet Croke. And, unbeknownst to Skoob, Jalopenoman had just eaten five pounds of Menthos candy.

Well, when they started smooching , both young fellows had some very wet burps at the same time. This led to a giant explosion, taking out windows for miles around.

No charges are being considered at this time. One explosion is enough!

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