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Saturday, 18 April 2009

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I bet he doesn't drink carling black label.

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has been accused of being nice to one of his guests on his weekly talkshow. In what is seen as a remarkable scenario, the guest in question was asked to explain what it was like to be surrounded by attractive ladies, when the reply came that he was not into ladies, Jonathan simply replied "ok, never mind".

Jonathan Ross was unavailable for comment and the BBC would only release a statement to deny these allegations. "We deny these allegations. Jonathan Ross is not a nice man, he may have been on something but we are not saying he was even if he had been".

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