The nation mourned today as Sir Clement Frood, the Frood Dude, passed away. Clax Mifford, the celebrity publicist, said "He was on the edge of the precipice and now he is no more."
Frood has inspired many people. Stephen Fryup, the 'popular' comedic thespian, said "He was like Princess Diana. Only from the wrong tracks. And he was a man. And he was intelligent."
The nation is expected to mourn his loss. Mifford is trying to organise a special Frood Day. It will be a special event where minor celebrities can meet and pretend that they knew somebody talented.
At the funeral service the vicar, Reverend John Cole, will deliver a sermon without hesitation, deviation or repetition.