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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Gordon Brown celebrates opinion poll result.

In a recent poll carried out in my house, Labour showed a shock 100% lead over the Conseravtive party.

In a secret poll amongst 100% of the voting age population in my house, both the voters suggested they would be voting Labour in any up coming election.

A detailed breakdown of the opinion poll gave the Labour party 100% of the vote, the Conservatives 0 and the Lib Dems also 0.

Political consultant Ben Downing-Street revealed "This is a pretty positive result for the Labour party and if this voting pattern was to be followed at the next general election the Labour party would have every single seat in the house of parliament.

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