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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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AS Roma Stadium. Without Gorgeous Italian Ladies.

London, England - British TV bosses today accused their Italian counterparts of paying too much attention to suntanned babes with long legs and stunning cleavage in crap gameshows, and thus eating into the UK advertising market.

"That's bollocks is that," said Fred Sandwich of Manchester. "We've got Fizz and Blanche off Corrie. They can't compete with that. They're cultural Philistines."

"Really?" queried Luigi Bigbollocks of Palermo, Sicily. "I think they should leave us alone. They need to do what they do best and we need to do what we do best. What we do best is TV shows with sexy chicks, forming mafia gangs, looking cool, and eating pasta."

Fred Sandwich was stuck for words.

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