Renowned idiot Skoob1999 has finally come clean over an incident which he allegedly provoked in the Olypiastadion, Munich in 1985.
"I went in the wrong end," the idiot told us. "When Bayern scored I cheered. I was surrounded by Hamburg fans who started spitting at me. I spat back. What can you do? Next minute I'm surrounded by six riot cops in full on mode. One asks me where I'm from, so I tell him. 'Might have known' said the German riot cop. They escorted me from the stadium to the U-Bahn station from whence I went on my merry way to Marienplatz. I don't quite understand what all the fuss is about."
"Zis was a serious incident," Gregory Himmler of Munich City Police told us. "Zis Englander idiot could have sparked a riot."
Interest in the incident is believed to have been stirred up by governments keen to deflect criticism from their abysmal performances regarding the global economy.
Heinrich Goebells of Hamburg told us:
"Vee vill ask ze questions!"
Hiding under a rock