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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Don't Point That Fucking Thing At Me! That Could Be Life Threatening That!

London, England - The Metropolitan Police today, in attempt to divert attention from the fact that one of their number twatted a woman with a baton during the G20 fiasco, today chose to announce that they had almost arrested a TheSpoof.com writer on the grounds of 'looking a bit shifty' at Heathrow airport in 2004.

"It's true," said DC Reg Hilter. "He looked dodgy to me, so I approached and challenged him. He had no ID or travel documents with him, so I pointed my Hechler and Koch SMG at his midriff. Another officer, a WPC came to assist. She pointed her gun at his midriff too. He informed us that his wife had all the paperwork, so we escorted him to her in a fish and chip outlet and his credentials were verified. At which point we left him to it."

A certain Mrs S, who shall remain anonymous told us:

"We were flying to New York for a holiday. I saw a chippy and fancied some of that, he went off to buy something to read on the flight.

"When he came back he had two cops with guns trained on him. I must admit, I was tempted to tell them that I'd never seen him before in my life. For a laugh like. But they might have shot him dead. Which wouldn't altogether have been a bad thing."

More on when Skoob 1999 embarrassed himself in Munich as we get it.

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