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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Maggie Thatcher

A sensational, scientific revelation was issued after intensive studies revealed that Queen ants are now able to reclone themselves and will threaten the future existence of ALL male species.
This horrific peace of anti - male news was revealed by the one and only "Dream Team" the "Mr get on my Wyc - ombe Wanderers No 1 fan" Billy "Cuddly" Turnbull and his dream partner Kate "don't point your finger at me" Silverton in their fab BBC Breakfast "worshipped by millions, news - less" breakfast extravanganza.

Kate could hardly keep her tanga dry whilst announcing the breaking, tickly ants in your pants, news and kept repeating to Billy Boy that, "this discovery could mean the end of the male species as a fundamental necessity in the evolution and progression of the human/animal races."

If this ant story is proven true, females in the future would develop the capacity to reclone themselves and all males would become unemployed in bed or wherever, on the bog maybe? They would either have to become gay (whats new?), become subordinate slaves in the future hierarchial set up or just become plain extinct.

Cuddly, Duddly Bill attempted to keep his composure whilst observing Kate rapidly opening and closing her legs in an attempt to control her thoughts of "Dick - less" sex, future visits to the sex shop to buy 20 inch multi - coloured dildos, lesbian snogging in the jacuzee and freedom from that utmost male sexual requirement, a massive deep throated blow job!

Kill Bill began sweating profusely and rapidly changed the subject to a piece of "real news" (seldom occurrence on the Brekky show!)and announced that General Motors had revealed the name of their latest CEO in another feeble attempt to save the shithole, none other than MAGGIE "THE RECLONED" FARTCHER, God save us all!

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