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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Ready When You Are Mr. De Mille!

London today, about five minutes after closing time - I have exclusively learned that Hollywood heart throb Zac Efron has been lined up to appear in pornographic spectacular The Pirates Of Zac's Pants.

I was getting a much needed breath of fresh air after a particularly hectic session in a gay bar on Rupert Street when we were approached by a dodgy looking cockney spiv type who told me:

"Zac's signed up for the movie. It's a big project and it's not the sort of thing he'd usually consider, granted. But when we showed him a rather grainy explicit polaroid photograph taken twenty years ago of Lucy Lastic in a compromising position, he couldn't resist. This is money in the bank my son."

With that, he staggered unsteadily off in one direction, the spoof team staggered off in the other direction. Somebody was sober enough to pull out a mobile phone and call Lucy Lastic for a comment.

"I haven't made a porno in years," she told us. "But it sounds like an interesting proposition. Can't start tomorrow though because my mobility scooter needs to go on charge and I have to pick up my HRT from the chemist's."

At which point, one of us collapsed and another was violently sick by a bench in Golden Square.

More as we get it. We'll be in the Groucho Club if anybody wants us.

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