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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Some Bloke Stood On A Column In Trafalgar Square. On A Rare Clear Day.

London. Just after breakfast time. - US teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song today walked the streets of London town in a bid to gain recognition in the UK.

The pair buried the hatchet in an attempt to crack the UK market, and hung around Trafalgar Square for three hours in the hope that someone would recognise them.

Nobody did.

"This is depressing," Song told me. "We're like mega huge Stateside. Here we're nothing. What is wrong with you people?"

"They're all jerks," said Hudgens. "Jerks with bad teeth and bad attitudes. I hate this country."

In an effort to retrieve the situation, this spoof.com reporting team spotted two Premier League soccerball players, pointed out the teen queens, and asked the soccerball players what they thought?

"We'd roast 'em" they told us.

More as we get it.

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