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Thursday, 16 April 2009

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Mind-Lord Derren Brown is in trouble tonight after one of his stunts went terribly, terribly wrong. Brown made a volunteer from his audience seemingly completely invisible but soon admitted he had no idea how to make her visible again.

"Technically", Brown explained to all present, "she isn't actually invisible. I've just manipulated our collective consciousness into not wanting to see her, so we don't."

He added that he was sorry, but the woman had signed a release form so he wasn't legally obliged to do anything about the situation.

Meanwhile, the woman's whereabouts are, obviously, unknown. It is believed she might be completely devastated by events or totally unaware of the chaos she's caused, or already dead.

"It's a perfect example of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics," exclaimed one excited Professor of Science-Land.

To which we reply, no it's not, it's news.

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