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Tuesday, 14 April 2009

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Could You Get Down And Dirty With This? Thought Not...

London UK - Rumours circulating here appear to hint, without any concrete evidence, that a pornographic sex video featuring ex-PMs Major and Thatcher, along with the egg woman, Edwina Curry actually exists.

The video allegedly contains images of the trio engaged in all kinds of sexual malarkey.

In an attempt to either prove or disprove these allegations a spoof.com reporting team led by Bollocks! the parrot, from the oscar-nearly winning spoof pirate saga 'Below Decks' met a slightly tipsy woman with corned beef legs and dodgy hair extensions, not to mention slightly soiled white stiletto heeled shoes in a Soho pub of ill repute.

"You don't want to see that video," she told us. "It does exist, but you don't want to see it. It's disgusting. It's just pure filth. Don't watch it under any circumstances. It's sick. It's worse than that sick joke about the aristocrats which that Skoob character refuses to tell."

So we ended up right back where we started. No concrete evidence either way, and we didn't get to see any video culminating in John Major going for the money shot on Edwina Curry's breasts.

Running low on points and getting desperate.

More as we get it.

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