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Monday, 13 April 2009

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Oldfoot, as described by Brian Niddles

An unknown creature until now, the world's first Oldfoot was spotted by a hiker in rural London, England.

"It was a really weird-looking thing. The first thing that came to mind was those pictures of Bigfoot in North America, except this one looked really old," said Brian Niddles, the 21 year old who discovered the creature.

He was walking down the path with his iPod late last Tuesday, listening to some Jesse McCartney song, when an "old-looking hairy thing" jumped into his path. Immediately he screamed, and ran back down the path for his life. Gloria Clomboria, who also regularly journeys down the path, says that "I saw a young man running down the path, yelling like he has just seen an old-looking hairy thing."

The creature, later nicknamed Oldfoot by the British prime minister, was allegedly 7 feet, hairy, old-looking, and in pain, as it was "holding it's foot for some reason."

The police and MI6 are currently looking into the situation.

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