London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Cabinet has been hiding 'at least 60 more Baby Pees' according to police investigating a sordid sex attack ring in high public orifice.
The police probe initially blamed feckless North London social worker Sharon Poosmith who was fired following a Haringey toddler's tragic death last year.
Now Poosmith, 69, is threatening to blow the whistle on all the other heinous cases she 'was ordered to conceal' by high-up Cabinet sources.
The irate ex-social work boss says it all started with the WMD fiasco cover-up and 'orders from above'/
"No wonder the British head of government is called the Prime Monster," a Drowning Street aide concurred last night.