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Saturday, 11 April 2009

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London - (Cyberspace Ass Mess): Former Tory Party backers have hailed Damian McBride's 'juvenile and inappropriate' email slurs as damned accurate.

"Especially the one about David Cameron being Tony Blair's firstborn son and Real IRA blind truss portfolio bagman," said Great Train Robber Ronnie Biggs, reminiscing nostaligically about how he'd bankrolled Margaret Thatcher's first General Election victory in 1979.

"Damned right," commented Brinks Mat bullion heist mastermind Ken Noye from his padded cell at HMP Belmarsh.

"Them bleedin' Tories would never have got in for a second term if it hadn't been for the Johnson Matthey ingots," Noye added.

"Definitely true, that bit about shadow chancellor George Osborne being Lord Snobum's bastard spawn, hired by Boris Berezovsky in that Plutonium-210 caper to nuke some filthy ex-KGB turncoat!" commented Profumo scandal hooker Mandy Rice-Davies.

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