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Saturday, 11 April 2009

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A gas-filled pie like this one blasted the factory's cooling plant and nuclear reactor to smithereens

Huddersfield, W Yorks - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): Ex-UK Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott has blamed militant vegan Al-Qaeda terrorists for the blast which killed a 37-year-old Huddersfield pie factory worker this week.

Prescott says he's seen evidence that a genetically-modified Semtex substitute was masquerading as Halal goatsucker flesh.

This was to have formed the basis of a novelty Easter Bunny Pie that blasted to smithereens the factory's cooling plant and nuclear reactor.

"The Vegan branch of Al-Qaeda has turned increasingly pesky of late," the UK's new anti-terror chief commented today.

"A relentless diet of dodgy Tora Bora lentils and Helmand mayonnaise veggie-burgers may have stewed their brains."

Princess Beatrice is in a state of catatonic shock.

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