Wednesday, Nou Camp, Barcelona - The Germans, in the guise of Bayern Munich, embarked once again on a mission to conquer Europe here tonight, but as history tells us, German domination isn't happpening anytime soon. Led by uber alles supremo Jurgen Klinsmann the krauts of Bayern Munich took the field in the outstanding Camp Nou stadium in confident mood.
And were cruelly dismantled by an awesome Barcelona side.
Argie Lionel Messi (Messi by name, messy by nature - his mum told us) copped a brace, Big Sam popped one in and ex Arse favourite Thierry (va va va voom - oh do piss off) made it four nil before half time.
Barca boss Pepe Guardiola said that his side have nothing to fear from any challenger, and that his side was simply the best.
"Bring it on," he told the world.
Sir Alex Ferguson was last seen in heated conversation on a mobile phone trying to raise the dosh to buy Messi, Eto'o, Henry and Carles Puyol.
Guardiola reportedly told him to "fuck off."
More as we get it.