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Thursday, 9 April 2009

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Had her chips! The ultimate in hoax monarchy contenders with her disgusting nephew

London - (X-Files Mess): A Destroying Angel UFO has been spotted over Buckingham Palace prompting fears that the Illuminati will go ahead with their Good Friday ritual sacrifice and top the world's longest running monarchy hoax contender Queen Elizabeth.

The craft was last seen pissing hogwash over the coffin of ex-US President Ronnie Raygun during his Washington funeral in 2006.

Its previous other sightings have included a ceremonial flypast over the Vatican after Pope Joe Ratzinger's successful cyanide topping of Pope John Paul the First, ahead of the God's Banker mystery 'suicide' fiasco.

A disused World War II aircraft hangar on the royal estate in Deeside is believed to be the UFO's UK equivalent of its Area 51, Groom Lake, Roswell mothership base - now the official HQ of NASA.

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