Written by queen mudder
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Topics: Drugs, Harry Potter

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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Hundreds of plants like these were seized

London - (BongHits4Hogwarts Mess): Harry Potter actor Jamie Waylett is the top suspect in the Met's raid on a North London $5,000 skunk farm.

Waylett was busted in a dawn raid after a tip-off from neighbors who told cops the stench of wafting hybrid marijuana pollen was responsible for an epidemic of mass delirium in the North London enclave.

And although some locals said they really didn't mind the fumes bathing their breathing space with high-grade THC there was concern at all the 3am associated binge-eating by munchy-crazed youngsters raiding parental fridges.

JK Rowling is still the top pin-up for the Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association of Bogota and Downing Street.

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