A leading French surgeon has just successfully completed a major operation in which a human face has been transplanted. Although many other countries have successfully completed partial transplants, this is the first time a complete face has been remade.
It is envisaged that they will become a routine by the year 2010 and it has been widely reported that it will be one of the items that can be claimed off MPs expenses. As some MPs are so ugly, this can be claimed as a vital necessity; simply because of the need to kiss babies in the forthcoming elections. After all, some baby children can be affected for the rest of their lives if such a thing were to happen. One such child was once kissed by John Prescott and she has suffered nightmares about Jabba the Hutt every night for the last nine years!
It has long been thought that many MPs are two-faced and so there is a need for them to live up to their reputation and as many of them is suffer an identity crisis, they will be able to have a public face and a private face. However, problems will occur when passport photos are taken.
To improve his looks, MP John Prescott is going to have "that Bernard Manning look!"