Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Parliament, Marriage

Sunday, 5 April 2009

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Terry Spank: Done Nothing Wrong?

A woman has insisted that her marriage is strong. Jaqui Stiff, who does something for the government, believes that her marriage will survive. She is married to Terry Spank, who has the largest collection of porn in the UK. His collection is so large the couple had to purchase a second home just to house his porn. Fortunately the tax payers rallied round to help with the financing of this deal.

Ms Stiff said "Our marriage is safe. Terry needs me. I buy his tissues for him. Our relationship works. I go to parliament and pretend that I'm helping to run the country. He sits at home on the sofa cracking one off. It seems perfectly ok to me."

Mr Spank has become angry that his behavior has been subject to public scrutiny. "I've done nothing wrong. Now if you don't mind, I'm in the middle of watching Big Butt Grinders IV."

Tax payers were once again annoyed at being rubbed up the wrong way by the government. John Cole, of the Nova Mews Taxpayers Alliance, said "We are being made to spunk up our hard earned cash again."

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