Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Jade Goody

Sunday, 5 April 2009

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Cancer-Cash In Now

A leading cancer charity has declared that the disease has raised people's awareness of Jade Goody. The Famously Untalented Cancer Kinship said "Without cancer Jade would still be an unknown trollope with a foul mouth and a twisted mind. It just goes to show what this disease can do. Not only can it ravage the body but it can take hold of the media and induce mass hysteria."

There has been an outbreak of Jadeism throughout the known world as people who have had nothing to do with her start to cash in. Stephen Fryup, the upper class 'comedian' likened her to Princess Diana. Except she wasn't a Princess. And she wasn't very beautiful. And she didn't do too much for charities. And she didn't die in a car crash. The similarities are obvious.

Silly Shitty, the 'legendary' Indian star was another supporter suffering from delusion. It was not all that long ago that she suffered racist abuse from Jade. Now that Jade is dead the opportunity to move to England and make a shit load of cash is just too good to miss. Again this is the example of the power of cancer.

Cancer has turned Jade Goody into a star. And many are wishing upon that falling star. Kerrching!!

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